赵旭东：鱼的自白

　　鱼的自白

　　作者：赵旭东

 

　　有人叫我老九、顺治、狗蛋，我是福临，盗用汉字，顺便盗用汉人、汉宫。

　　爹死了，娘傻了。

　　叔们把八个哥打入冷宫，让6岁的我坐皇位上班，蛐蛐儿不让玩。

　　24岁那年我死在位子上，有人说我病死，有人说我毒死，有人说我睡死。

　　沈阳宫是北京宫1/40，京宫是草原1/40。

　　剩下14个未成年，

　　老大死了，老二疯了，八旗飘了。

　　只好交给剩下最长的老三8岁的玄烨，

　　欧盟工会反对无效。

　　经九九八十一变，

　　死后我改名乔治。

　　投胎在一个新大陆，领军独立后不愿再君主。

　　铁打曹营或阴曹，

　　流水兵。

　　大家轮番吃饱，

　　实行民选总桶。

　　把白宫改为沈宫的1/40，

　　后来有人把首都改成了我的名字，

　　是我死后的事了。

　　1/40，实数为1/12。

　　听说火箭了，

　　火星了，

　　AI了，

　　蒲松龄了，

　　瓦特了，

　　文艺复兴了，

　　三星堆玩过了。

　　五亿年前，

　　我是一条活鱼。

　　来自星光投影，

　　去往下一场梦。

　　Confessions of Fish

　　Zhαo Ⅹudong

　　Some people call me Lao Jiu, Shunzhi, and Goudan. I am Fulin, stealing Chinese characters and also stealing Han people and Han Palace.

　　Dad is dead, Mom is stupid.

　　Uncle sent eight brothers to the cold palace. Let me, who is 6 years old, sit on the throne to work and not let crickets play.

　　When I was 24 years old, I died in my seat. Some people said I died of illness, some said I was poisoned, and some said I slept to death.

　　Shenyang Palace is 1/40 of Beijing Palace, and Beijing Palace is 1/40 of Grassland.

　　There are 14 minors left.

　　The boss is dead, the second one is crazy, and the Eight Banners are flying.

　　I had to hand it over to the longest remaining third child, 8-year-old Xuan Ye.

　　EU trade unions oppose invalidity.

　　After 981 transformations,

　　After my death, I changed my name to George.

　　Reincarnated in a new continent, unwilling to become a monarch after leading an independent army.

　　Tie Da Cao Camp or Yin Cao,

　　Flowing soldiers.

　　Everyone took turns eating,

　　Implement a general election system.

　　Change the White House to 1/40 of the Shen Palace,

　　Later, someone changed the capital to my name,

　　It's after I die.

　　1/40, the real number is 1/12.

　　I heard about rockets,

　　Mars has arrived,

　　AI has arrived,

　　Pu Songling is old,

　　Carter has arrived,

　　The Renaissance has begun,

　　I have played Sanxingdui.

　　Five hundred million years ago,

　　I am a live fish.

　　From starlight projection,

　　Go to the next dream.

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